Sweeney‘s Chemical Company has been killing moles since 1892, but that wasn’t enough for Sweeney. Three years ago they started an annual “I hate moles because.. ” contest, bringing angst to my brothers and I.
The 2008 winner of the contest Brenda, from Cheasapeake, VA does not like us much and won with the following poem.
The tunnels and mounds, made by moles and voles with care,
Were running in all directions, chaos and destruction everywhere!
And what to my wandering eyes should appear?
But chewed up plant bulbs, and holes far and near.
All you mole lovers out there please submit your “Why you love Moles” poem in the comment section of this post.
Long live the Mole!!!!